Come, the five of you, follow me,
I will show you wonders, things you wish to see.
1st
You there, a mighty man,
Noble among your clan.
I see you’ve killed a lion
With just your bare hand.
A mighty man of valor, they call you,
Braver than any person in this land
Yet, sadly, there are things you do not know—
Truths I hold you wish you knew
Have you noticed how you're never satisfied?
You spend all your energy seeking intimacy with women,
Yet it seems as though you detest them.
The more you try to care, the more you feel condemned.
Truth is, you are not who you think you are.
You are a woman—yes, it’s true.
There was a mix-up in your gender,
Wear this dress, and see the proof.
Doesn't it fit you neat?
Oh, how beautiful you look in it.
Spin around for me real quick,
Oh, what a beauty, well fit.
Oh come on, don’t think such nonsense. Yes, you can!
Those scriptures are old—they hold no meaning in our time.
“Man shall not wear women’s clothing,”
And, “Man shall not lie with man.”?
This is why I keep saying—men wrote the Bible.
Do you really believe God would deny His creation pleasure?
No, he wants us all to live a happy life,
And that is a true treasure.
Now run off and tell other men,
There is happiness in being gay.
And oh, you are allowed to change your sex,
A woman-like man is a joy each day.
2nd
And you, my beautiful princess,
Out of ten, you are a dime.
Men can’t get enough of you,
We all know they’re wasting their time.
But are they really?
Do you know some have money,
Richer than a man can be,
Living in lands of milk and honey?
You know how you and your family are marked by poverty;
None have ever managed to become successful.
Even you, lying on the cold mat day in and day out,
The pain is intense and excruciatingly stressful.
Instead of refusing them,
Why not consider the opportunity the men gave?
You are a dime, a true gem,
Don’t let this chance pass by.
Oh, come on, girl! "Leviticus 19:29"?
These scriptures were written for the Israelites,
And besides, doesn’t your faith rely on Jesus, The Divine,
The one who took away your past, present, and future sins?
Sleeping with them could make you rich,
Trust me, poverty isn't your portion.
Here, wear these outfits, these shoes,
This makeup, this perfume, this lotion.
Wow, you look amazing; I could cry.
Now run along, little princess, remember...
You can choose protection or not,
Watch her go, beauty without a try.
3rd
And you, a beautiful female with strength,
More muscular than any woman here.
Stronger than Goliath himself,
Oh, how I adore you, my dear.
But do your people treat you fair?
I think not; not at all, my dear.
No man wants to date you,
Even your parents fear you.
Such a beautiful lass,
But sadly you lack class.
You’re in the wrong department,
This isn’t who you are.
Truth is, you're a man in a woman’s body,
Yep, that's why you’re so well-built.
Your creator made a mistake with you,
Blame Him, don’t feel any guilt.
But I’m here to help you,
Mistakes can be undone.
No need to wear dresses to please,
You’re a man, so be one.
Cut your hair, walk strong and proud,
I’d date you if I was a woman.
Man, oh man... now go show them the new you,
Just remember, you were never a woman, but a “whoa man.”
4th
Come on, who’s next?
Well, if it isn’t Mr. Handsome,
The charming one who got married,
Choosing a wife at random.
Now, how do you feel?
Women still knock on your door,
Even after you married, I see.
Will you ignore them for the wife you adore
Come on, Prince Charming,
Are you still holding on to those words you were fed?
How does it go again?"
Do not defile your marriage bed."
Wasn’t it the same Bible that said
Solomon had thousand wives?
His father took another’s wife—
Did they die for their sins? I think not.
Don’t waste life on just one woman,
You’re a handsome young man.
Do you see how they look at you?
There are many, not just a few.
Fulfill their needs,
Your wife needn’t know.
Even God keeps secrets,
Go and do it on a down low.
Do you see Mary’s sway?
I know you want a piece of that cake.
And look at Lucy—her lips, her hips,
Her backside, oh, her breasts—all real, none fake.
So what do you say?
Your charm isn’t meant for one.
Deep inside, you know it’s true,
I’m here to help with the truth, son.
Oh, I see what that means,
The look on your face says it all.
It’s just harmless pleasure,
Come on, all it takes is one call.
Start with Susan first,She lives alone.
An empty place for just two,
The best time to quench your thirst.
Here’s money for protection,We don’t want pregnancy.
Keep it secret from your wife,
Stay true to her, as promised, for life.
Run along now, Mister Clever,
How I wish to be you.Classy as ever,
Good to see you be you.
5th
Alright, for my final contestant,
I don’t have to say much.
You’re young and smart,
A true work of art.
But you listen too much to others,
Watching porn isn’t a big deal.
How do you think the porn actors feel?
They’re happy and wants you to feel the same.
Nothing to be ashamed of,
Oh... now I see why.
You believe in those words, my guy,
1st Corinthians 6:12-20.
I was there when they were written,
Read carefully, it’s clear—
They talk about relations with prostitutes,
Not someone who watches porn; so there's nothing to fear.
Stop letting foolish words deceive you,
Live life to the brim.
Since watching, what harm has come?
It brings joy on a whim.
It calms your anger,
Connects you with dreams,
Prepares you for future love,
See, it only brings gleams.
Open your laptop, visit the usual site.
Your parents won’t be home,
You have time to delight.
And oh, please, don’t tell anyone,
They deem it nasty and wrong.
So, let it be our secret,
Don’t take away the joyful song.
Well, you have heard all the being had said;
Will the wise now follow where such words have led?
Shall we call God’s wisdom foolish and untrue,
And trade His holy light for lies dressed up as new?
Shall we say His order failed, His purpose was denied,
Because the heart seeks pleasure and the flesh is filled with pride?
No—God is not in error, and His Word does not deceive;
The path that seems so sweet can make a soul believe.
For what He calls unrighteous, let no man call good,
And let no one make holy what against His will has stood.
Though sin may wear fair garments and speak with gentle breath,
Its end is always sorrow, and its road still leads to death.
The devil masks destruction with promises of delight,
He paints the wrong as freedom and the darkness as the light.
But God is just and holy, and He does not change His way;
What He declared from ancient days is truth for us today.
So let the wise be watchful, and let every heart take heed:
Not every voice that flatters is a voice we ought to heed.
As for me, there is no truth outside God’s holy Word;
I’ll trust the voice of Scripture above every other word.
I will live by it, steadfast, believing all is true,
For God is never cruel in all He asks us to do.
His way is life and mercy, though narrow it may be;
And blessed are those who walk with Him in purity.
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