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The Surprise Of His Life

She wanted to give him,
The surprise of his life.
She waited til he slept,
And set about 10 dozen fireworks
Upon his bed.
When she ignited them,
She ran out of the room
And held the door shut.
Screaming could be heard
Outside of the door,
To which she found hysterical.
When she let go of the door,
He ran out engulfed in flames.
" Happy Birthday honey! "
She said to him.
©jaykirish