The woman who lives east

The woman that lives east

The woman that lives east

I would like to write you a poem

But

Mere words don't do you justice

You are like a queen or duchess

I would like to write you a song

Because

Your personality is wondrous

My fondess attracts like sponges

You attract

You in fact

Have me tracked

I'm out of whack

I will just come out and ask

Would you like to shag?.

I would like to write you a note

Where

Inside is the place it touches

You now have me in your clutches

I would like to write you a novel

Reading

It fills your heart in bunches

I'm tracking you with a compass

You attract

You in fact

Have me tracked

I'm out of whack

I will just simply ask

Do you think we could shag?

I would like to write you a movie

Starring

Featuring you creating a big ruckus

Standing beside the tree it's a douglas

I would like to write you a letter

How

You try to escape but I'm a fungus

I'm not that big but I am lustrous

You attract

You in fact

Have me tracked

I'm out of whack

I will calmly ask

Perhaps we coud go and shag?

I would like to write you in everything

Anything

And in all the known languages

Show you poetry , all the best passages

I would like to write you in my story

Filling

The pages with beautiful palaces

So pretty it will leave you with paralysis.

You attract

You in fact

Have me tracked

I'm out of whack

I will plainly ask

How about if we shag?