This just in Front the Shock News Desk I'm CHUCK E.S. CHEESE:
Rescue efforts are underway on the Island of Misfit Toys where a rogue wave washed in and has pushed many of the toys out to sea some cleaning and trees there's even a report of a Jill in a box who is precariously hanging from the top of a card house that is not expected to hold up in the next coming wind.
Another sad story coming across the news desk Joe Camel was reportedly admitted into a mental institution after being found homeless and wondering the streets after not being able to find work since the camel commercials no longer air.
On a lighter note but still turmoil Buzz Lightyear and Woody have gotten into a confrontation outside a local bar seems Buzz Lightyear would not stop pulling the string and making Woody say things that he wasn't intending on saying Woody reportedly pulled a gun and no no shots were fired he was going to shoot Buzz Lightyear they both been remanded in custody until further information can be found out about exactly where and why this incident began.
And settlements have begun actor there was admittance that there was no nuclear energy Envy atomic fireball.
And finally for this report we've been following the story and we brought you a little bit of a nugget on it the other day but it's developing still seems the Oz has formulated a deal with the Wicked Witch of the West to take over the entire Land of Oz together and then split it after they gained power the monkeys have been used to disperse chemical weapons on Oz people are looting the yellow brick road most of it's been stolen thinking it was gold bricks and home values are plummeting around us it's just going to be a free-for-all for quite a while until some type of permanent government set up there will continue to keep you posted as details come out and that's it from the news desk currently and again I am Chuck E S cheese
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