I'm colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard. This the Lord of The Rings, you're the hobbit I"m the wizard.Trying hard to get clean, maybe just a smidgen. Make my Dove, oh, now I call it pigeon. Maybe you should have come here rocking a better flannel, or at least some longer pants you should have checked the weather channel. You big now, but you 'bout to get cut down fast, faster than Star Jones dropping 200 pounds. Fast? Son that ain't fast. I'm rising faster than the price of gas. You rhyme crazy and sometimes lazy. But I love this rap 'cause rapping is my baby. Visually, lyrically, I'm known as a mystery, ya'll couldn't even see me on HDTV. I know you had a bad year and had some crappy luck, but why you gotta' where that shirt? Ya'll see that Daffy Duck? I'm all the way turned up, I'm so far out. You all the way turned down, like a layout. Got my haters screamin' my name like they a fricken fan get up out my face for I give you the fricken hand
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