Today is the twenty third of December

(Old poem)

Today is the twenty third of december

That means Christmas is two days away

Santa and his elves are probably eager

To get the presents out soon on his sleigh

Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer too

All will travel to each house and visit

Santa wants a snack working late hours

Leave him some cookies , his favourite

A glass of milk too will help hydrate him

He needs to be in tip top shape to work

Taking care of all the reindeer is tough

Giving gifts is wonderful , one of the perks

Mrs Clause prepares santa a big giant meal

Going worldwide really makes him hungry

When he returns to the north he is famished

All he wants to do is eat and sleep finally

He checked his list not once but twice

So if you didn't receive anything from him

Maybe you were bad at one point then

You already knew that if you sang his hymn

Seems this Christmas is going to be mild

It won't feel like holidays without any snow

A green Christmas is different for Santa

His sleigh glides in snow but grass will slow

Now t's time for st nick to upgrade his ride

Maybe a small plane or helicopter will work

He could retire the deer and open a zoo

He could hire his wife as employee or clerk

©Schizology

I wrote this last year