My name is Tommy Gunn yes dear friends its true
I was named after a rifle used in World War two
Having a name like Tommy Gunn is a terrible curse
The jokes that come with it are even worse
To the ladies in the bedroom I give my thanks
I always make sure Tommy Gunn does not fire blanks
However when I lost my job the other day
Tommy Gunn was fired people would chuckle and say
So dear friends believe me it is no fun
Being born and named Tommy Gunn
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