She drinks whiskey
While I drink champagne
She brings home the paycheck
While I clean the house
She doesn't dance
While I dance ballet
She protects me
When I see a mouse
I can't help it if I'm different than you
I like to do the things my mama used to do
I care about the feelings of others
Not just my friends but my sister and brothers
Don't do things to me that you shouldn't do
Cuz then she'll beat the crap out of you.
She likes shopping for tools
While I like shopping for shoes
I like listening to Taylor Swift
While she likes listening to Johnny Cash
I look after the children
While she's out watching the game
She carries cash in her wallet
Well I carry cash in my purse
I can't help it if I'm different than you
I like to do the things my mama used to do
I care about the feelings of others
Not just my friends but my sister and brothers
Don't do things to me that you shouldn't do
Cuz she'll beat the crap out of you.
I Iike to cook her dinner
While she sits around drinking beer
I'm into growing flowers
She's into mowing the lawn
She enjoys going to bars
While I enjoy going out for tea
I love to try on clothes
But she loves to check out cars
I can't help it if I'm different than you
I like to do the things my mama used to do
I care about the feelings of others
Not just my friends but my sister and brothers
Don't do things to me that you shouldn't do
Cuz then she'll beat the crap out of you
I love my woman
And she loves me too
I like to hold her close
She likes to hold me close as well
I like to be there for her
And she likes to be there for me
I will never let her go
She won't let me go either
So when you see me with her
You better not cause a stir
Cuz she hates when others hurt me
And hopes that you will see
That no matter what you do
She ain't going to leave me for you.
©ronvdm777
Sept 2019
©ronvdm777
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