" Thank you sir.
Never come again. "
" Next in line, please! "
I shouted.
The next customer walks up.
" Hello! How you doing?
I asked.
" I'm ... fine. "
He said nervously.
I rang up his items,
And told him,
That the grand total is $13.34.
Out of nowhere,
He pulls out a .44 magnum.
I replied,
In slight annoyance.
" Sorry sir, we only take cash or credit. "
" Oh ... I'm so sorry. "
He said in embarrassment.
" It's all good.
A common mistake. "
I explained feeling sympathetic.
" Some places take .44 magnums.
But just not here. "
" Thank you.
I'll remember that next time. "
He said as he was paying with cash.
" No problem, sir.
You have a nice day. "
" Next in line, please! "
I shouted.
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