For now, I sit. I ponder.
Wondering, what makes me feel somber?
Tis the poetry in this app I've just read.
My eyes feel heavy now, it's time for bed.
Depressing, droopy, sad and runny...
I've read and read... Not one of them is funny.
Not clever, not happy or even sarcastic.
These poems here are not fantastic.
I'd rather smile, I'd rather laugh...
Not moon over nothing while I cry in a bath.
So for those who write here, your poems are not dirt,
but they are depressing and boring, so here's the alert.
Maybe sit out in the sun or even get laid,
your poems might better, you might even get paid.
Stay away from that pen when you're feeling all down,
Your sad shit is boring, it makes everyone frown.
©imdabomb
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