Went out drinkin' Went out drinkin' Snuck in my house Nervous , I was…

Went out drinkin'

Went out drinkin'

Snuck in my house

Nervous , I was riskin'

But , there was my spouse

Called me a no-good stinkin'

Freeloader , now she's rethinkin'

I said , "I ain't leavin' woman,

Without my guitar"

She said "cheatin',

Ain't my thing"

"Best be leavin',

Take your ring"

"And the one your seein',

You've been lyin'"

I Said , "I ain't leavin woman ,

Without my guitar"

She looked at me

Then she reamed

Yelled furiously

"Never have I dreamed

You would do this to me"

She cursed and screamed

I Said , "I ain't leavin woman,

Without my guitar"

I kneeled down

I begged and pleaded,

I said I was sorry

It's not what she needed,

Her face was red

I should have heeded

Because , I seen that woman,

Smashing my guitar

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