well, hmm, you know that song pocket full of sunshine? well, I'm going to need some help, making a parody, because I think that a malformed neanderthal somewhere needs to express themselves a little bit differently, and by that I mean sing, instead of screech and scream and, club everything in sight with a cudgel or something, so, if anyone has the idea of promoting laughter instead of injury, pleases feel free to contribute, and, for the first five hundred thousand callers, you, will be eligible, to receive Tabasco AND Sriracha sauce, covering, the boots. the preceding massages have been brought to you by, the seven hundred groin kicks with steel toed boot corporation, a subsidiary of assblanket international, a wholly conglomerated incendiary of the camel gagging bag of dicks corporation. (and it's management)
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I gotta pocket gotta pocketfulla cock-brains
I gotta pocket gotta pocketfulla cock-brains OUCH! oh owie ouch, ouch!
maybe it's a BUCKETfulla BUCKETfulla thot trains, hey maybe, each verse should evolve, into progressively more absurd avenues, hmm, this is getting serious, maybe even danjorus.!
©danjor
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