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Write About Fluffy Kittens She Said

Little fluffy kittens
Write about that
A scraggly little shit machine
No bigger than a rat
When you go to sleep
It'll shit around the place
F**k up your cd rack
May even scratch your face
Always shut the bathroom
Bog roll's not a toy
It'll piss all around the house
If the f**ker is a boy
So there's your little poem
The one about a cat
What the hell's your next request
A gay left-handed rat?
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