The following messages will be brought to you by, "the slatchy budder cubberd corporation" any and all budder that is left in the cubberd too long, WILL NO LONGER BE SLATCHY! and therefore, it is our thoroughly reasoned logic that dictates to us, and by proxy you as well, that the slatchy budder cubberd now in your possession, be immediately relinquished to us, here at slatchy budder cubberd incorporated, our management will shortly begin handing out slatchy budder cubberd vouchers, to all those who've been without any slatchy budder, at intervals one month, three months, one year without, and ten years without, the varying levels and types of insanity resulting in such extended and lengthy periods of time WITHOUT having any slatchy budder in their cubberd or on their nuggets, will be deemable as valid and eligible to receive slatchy budder from the cubberd, by you, the slatchy budder stock and lease holders, incorporated, taxes and licensing subject to sucking a camel gagging bag of slatchy budder STRAIGHT from the cubberd, through a crazy straw, and into your Twinkie basket. Prizes and participation on any Twinkie basket plundering contest will be met with a prerequisite paying of attention to a detailed document of legal parameters, rules and regulations, ad hic* I mean hoc, the legalese shall now commence… (hic!)
Well I tellya what Honey um, ma'am? if, (hic!) If you happen to have a, (hic!) slatchy budder cubberd laying around somewheres, that I can invade and plunder into, well I think I can let you come and rummage through my trousers an see if you can find anything you like in there ! (Hic!)
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